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—Narukozaka Manufacturing: Lounge

Sit
These event medals aren't really coming in that quickly, are they.
Yot
We just got started, let's keep collecting more!
Fum
If we figure out a rotation system we can get them more efficiently.

We can cover expenses if we get the equipment and suits.

Yot
Hahaha... This event's already turned into work for you, I see.
Sit
Fumika the cheapskate and penny-pincher.
Fum
We can get quality equipment for cheap, why wouldn't you do this.

So have you seen Kaede around?

Yot
She was making chocolate or something in the staff cafeteria.
Sit
Gah! She beat us to the punch!
Yot
It's almost Valentines Day,

isn't this perfectly normal?

Fum
'Tis the season, I guess.
Sit
Oh you simpletons...

Are you saying you're okay if the Commander gets caught in a chocolate trap?

Yot
Chocolate... trap?!

Which means?

Fum
Are you trying to refer to honey trapping?
Sit
The Commander will be at her beck and call

just because she gave him a piece of chocolate!

Yot
Seriously?!
Sit
Don't you know?

Valentines chocolate from a cute girl is as powerful as the main gun of a battleship.

Yot
Whaaat?
Sit
Surprising, right?
Yot
What's a battleship?
Sit
That's what you're confused about? I have to explain what a battleship is to you?
Fum
You're no cute girl, you're just a nerd.
Sit
OBJECTION!

There is a grave misunderstand in the prosecutor's statement.

Fum
Don't call me a prosecutor!
Yot
So what were we talking about?
Sit
We were talking about how we were going to chocolate trap the Commander and get him to downsize Fumika.
Fum
Why am I the only one getting downsized?
Sit
I baited the Commander with the chocolate so I'm safe.

Next time! Valentines Day! Will Fumika survive?

Fum
If anyone's going to get downsized it'll be you.
Sit
But I'm the star Actress of Narukozaka...
Yot
Why don't we give it a try?
Fum
Give... what a try?
Yot
Valentines chocolates, of course!

We should show how much we appreciate having the Commander with some home-made chocolate.

Fum
We...?
Sit
That honestly doesn't sound like fun.
Fum
Does it have to be home-made? Can't we just buy some?
Yot
There's no emotion in that!
Fum
But wouldn't be it be hard for the Commander to accept if you put that much heart into it?
Yot
...I see.

I got it! I'm going to go try something by myself! This chocolate's going to have enough love in it for the both of you!

Sit
Aaand she's gone.
Fum
It doesn't have to be home-made...
Yot
She still has a ways to go.

Valentines Day is war, you know?

Fum
What's that supposed to mean?
Sit
The chocolate's just a vehicle for so that they toys they come with can get put together with food distribution!

How it's wrapped and where it's given are the factors to victory. I call it: Sitara's Operation V. Valentines Victory Sitara, launching!

Fum
I wonder why everyone's so fired up to do something...

I guess I have to too...